PROFESSOR P.I.G.

This "nutty" professor has spent years working in his secret sex laboratory perfecting the ultimate arts of stimulation. His penchant for perversion has lead him into the deepest carnal cavities and now he brings this knowledge forth from the the hidden rectum of the ancients!

Armed with gigabytes of explicit pornography culled from the far corners of adult newsgroups and web sites, there is no deviation that is alien to him. This, combined with many hours spent lingering in public men's rooms, soaking in the "atmosphere", makes him uniquely qualified to combine the chemicals and other bio ingredients necessary to extract the essence of Eros and inject it into the beat hungry rumps of a fuck frenzied public!