THE HOMO BOYZ

EASY MAC: The original NAMBLA Rambla with the nasty verses to vex your soul. He's the barely legal MC hustler workin' the streets and beatin' them meats.

T-BAG: Open wide while this boy toy drops them bombs down your throat with a lyrical twist to flick your wrist. He'll talk your head off and then steal your wallet while you're wiping the smile off your face.

PROFESSOR P.I.G. : He's the dirty old man with the master plan. A double threat dropping beats and deep throating the mic with a twinkle in his ass and bells on his balls.

CORNDOG: He'll twiddle your knobs on all fours and turn your dance floor into a Sodomite temple! He can fire a mix out his ass and hit you square in the face.

DIRTY BIRD: This little pecker can be found scurrying around the rim of the Packerz dropping seeds like a downtown pigeon. He'll scrape up sound bites for dinner and then poop them on your plate to have a good chew.